Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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