Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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