The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He had one of those small greek statue penises
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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