fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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