I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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