Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
it glows. i had to have it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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