Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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