im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You can't just leave with hair like that
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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