i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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