Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My dick has a subreddit
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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