This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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