If i come over, it means nothing
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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