i don't like sucking hair
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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