idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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