Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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