I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
40s are totally the cure
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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