I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
