don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i dont even know how to be here
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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