i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Sext me about skeletons
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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