now i know why i became what i already was.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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