Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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