I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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