Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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