Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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