Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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