Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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