I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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