a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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