Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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