i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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