drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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