doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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