Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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