you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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