I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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