I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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