Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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