Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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