Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They have beer where we have blood.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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