Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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