Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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