yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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