physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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