My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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