Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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