i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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