Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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