idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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