okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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