Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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