Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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