you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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