How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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