im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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