he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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