hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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