My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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