brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't like sucking hair
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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