And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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