I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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