UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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