sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't deserve a penis
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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